Hello all!
Odie here, addressing you all people of POTN! I bet that you were wondering why when my mom posted a thread with doggy pictures, I wasn't there. Well, it's because I've made clear to my mom that I'm not a dog, like those creatures she keeps in the backyard. I'm a hairy human and I don't want to be associated with them! I've come here to show you what I really am, and have a pic to prove it.

Here I am lying in my bed enjoying a magazine that my cousin lent me (there was an article on Paulina Rubio!) See, I'm just as human as you guy are!
I am including a second picture just so you can admire how handsome I am. I'm smiling for you!
So, next time you see my mom post a thread titled "dog pictures" and I'm in it, let me know so I can punish her!
Sincerily yours,
Odie Alexander